can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
