dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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