can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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