Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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