and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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