just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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