I'm really into asian looking animals
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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