Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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