There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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