did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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