do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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