thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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