Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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