yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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