He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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