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The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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