In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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