butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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