you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
