In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
