i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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