you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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