Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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