ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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