You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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