You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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