dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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