dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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