even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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