I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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