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Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
this just has baby written all over it
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
cat food counts as protein by the way
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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