He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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