the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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