come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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