Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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