what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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