Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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