I'm laying in your front yard are you home
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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