so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Is it penis luge time yet?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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