Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Someone came in the potted fern
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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