I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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