He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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