And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The air was thick with penises
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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