if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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