god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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