Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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