Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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