Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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