Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
