You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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