No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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