I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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