This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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